Is your business slogan as catchy as these? Enjoy!
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Local ad for a plumber:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip - call your plumber."
"Don't sleep with a drip - call your plumber."
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Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"
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Sign at the psychic's hotline:
"Don't call us, we'll call you."
"Don't call us, we'll call you."
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At a laundry shop:
"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"
"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"
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At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
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Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
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Outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
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On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left."
"We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left."
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In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
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Butcher: Please to meat you.
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Vacuum cleaners: Business sucks.
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Concrete company: We dry harder.
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Car Wash: We take a bite out of grime.
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Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dent.
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Bakery: While we sleep we loaf.
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Plumber: A good flush beats a full house.
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Auto Repair: We meet by accident.
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Chimney Sweep: We kick ash.
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Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we’ll wait.
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