Wednesday, November 24, 2010

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Here are some interesting and funny one-liners. Enjoy!
I’m failing geometry because I refuse to believe that pie are squared.
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
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Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
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A ' jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
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February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
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The words 'racecar', ' kayak' and 'level' are palindromes. They read the same whether you read them left to right or right to left.
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There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.'
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Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry

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Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?

His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
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Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
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My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
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A fool is a 27 story window-washer who steps back to admire his work.
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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