Saturday, December 04, 2010

Twitter Facts 2

I hope you enjoyed the first installment of these amusing Twitter Facts. Here is another set from iTweetFact.
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Most men hate to shop. That is why the men's dept is usually on the 1st floor of a dept store, 2 inches from the door.
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A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
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Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
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That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
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Men have higher body temperatures than women.
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Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log doesn't burn, he will take it personally.
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All men hate to hear "We need to talk." No matter what the subject is, these words strike fear in the heart.
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Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to KNOW.
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Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
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Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
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Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the "nice" of bald.
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Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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Santa Claus comes from a Dutch folk tale based on Saint Nicholas, or Sinterklaas, who gave gifts on December 6.
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The word Christmas comes from the Old English "Cristes maesse" meaning "Christ's Mass".
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HANGING presents on trees may come from the Druids who believed the tree was the giver of all good things.
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The world's tallest Xmas tree at 67 meters (221ft) high was erected in a Washington shopping mall in 1950.
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29% of people are virgins when they get married.
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There are more Barbie dolls in Italy than there are Canadians in Canada.
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91% of people lie regularly.
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The great warrior Ghengis Khan died in bed while having sex.
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It snowed in the Sahara desert on February 18, 1979.
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Mickey Mouse was the first non-human to win an Oscar.
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Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
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There are 23 doctors in the U.S. called Dr. Doctor.
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Coca Cola was the first beverage company to use Santa Clause for a winter promotion.
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In Mexico, wearing red underwear on New Year's Eve is said to bring new love in the upcoming year.
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"Jingle Bells" was first written for Thanksgiving but later became one of the most popular Christmas songs.
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In Greek, X means Christ. That is where the word "X-mas" comes from.
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Christmas Electric Lights for trees were first used in 1895.
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Strippers earn more money when they're ovulating.
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Marlboro cigarettes sold in New York contain more tar and nicotine than those sold in all other states!
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Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas.
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People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.
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Women buy four out of every 10 condoms sold.
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Each day, there are over 120 million instances of sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
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